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Girafficorn Rampant
By colintheriot
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I present to you here, the magical Girafficorn in all its glory. It is the rarest of beasts, occurring only when the proud giraffe of the African savannas meets the elusive and enchanted unicorn of the boundless forests. Then, they get it the hell on like no one’s damn business. There is an Al Green LP on. Cognac has been poured. You see the picture I’m painting here. Awww Yeah.
Then the giraffe lays its eggs or whatever. Voila. Gotcha self a Girafficorn.
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(4 votes, average: 9.75 out of 10)
May 8th, 2007 at 3:25 pm
Yo Colin. I am a fan dude. Your shirts are simply great. This lates one, the Girrafficorn, speaks to me. In all seriousness, it must be related to another mythical beast that my friend Dane invented - the Marmotcorn. What you might not know though, is that there is no such thing as Unicorns, those are simply horses living in symbiosis with a magical marmotcorn. See, the Marmotcorn has the pointed spike atop its head, and they climb atop unsuspecting horses where they blend in as if they weren’t there, voila - Unicorn. What does this mean for your Girraficorn? I’ll tell you what it means - it means your Giraffe was part of a magical giraffe/marmot/horse three-way! I love your shirts man.